Mum's Love

Today, i m goin to post a poem(I guess) wich many of u ppl might have read it thru emails but still...i lyk it, its a sad poem, wenever i read it it always makes me feel llyk cryin. :'( especially durin the last part

Title - Mum's Love
When u were 1 year old she fed u and bathed u.
U thanked her by crying all nite long.

When u were 2 years old, she taught u how to walk.
u thanked her by running away wen she called.

Wen u were 3 years old, she made all ur meals with love.
u thanked her by tossing ur plate on the floor.

Wen u were 4 years old, she gave u sum crayons.
you thanked her by colorin the dining table.

Wen u were 5 years old, she dressed u for the holidays.
U thanked her by ploppiing to the nearest.

Wen u were 6 years old, she walked u to school.
U thanked her by screamin "I M NOT GOIN!!!"

Wen u were 7 years old, she bought u a baseball.
U thanked her by throwin it to the next-door-neighbour's window.

Wen u were 8 years old, she handed u an ice cream.
U thanked her by dripping it all over ur lap.

Wen u were 9 years old, she paid for ur piano lesson.
U thanked her by not even botherin to practice.

Wen u were 10 years old she drove u all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one b'day party after another.
U thanked her by jumpin out of the car and never lukin back.

Wen u were 11 years old she took u and ur frndz to the movies.
U thanked her by asking her to sit in a different row.

Wen u were 12 years old, she warned u not to watch certain TV shows.
U thanked her by waitin until she left the house.

Wen u were 13, she suggested a haircut.
U thnaked her by tellin her she had no taste.

Wen u were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
U thanked her by 4gettin to write her a single letter.

Wen u were 15, she came back home frm work, luking for a hug.
U thanked her by having ur bedroom door locked.

Wen u were 16, she taught u how to drive a car.
U thanked her by taking it evry chance u could.

Wen u were 17, she was expecting an important call.
U thanked her by bein on the fone whole nite.

Wen u were 18, she cried at ur graduation.
U thanked her by stayin out partyin until dawn.

Wen u were 19, she paid for ur college, drove u to campus, carried ur bags.
U thanked her bye sayin gud bye outside the dorm so u wouldnt be embarrassed infrnt of ur frndz

Wen u were 20, she asked u whether u were seeing anyone.
U thanked her by sayin, "It's non of ur business."

Wen u were 21, she suggested certain careers.
U thanked her by sayin, "I Dunt Wanna Be Lyk U."

Wen u were 22, she hugged u at ur college graduation.
U thanked her by askin if she could pay for a trip to Europe.

Wen u were 23, she gave u furniture for ur first apartment.
U thanked her by tellin ur frndz it was ugly.

Wen u were 24, she met ur fiance and asked u abt ur future plans.
U thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther, please!!"

Wen u were 25, she helped to pay for ur wedding and told u how deeply she loved u.
U thanked her by movin halfway across the country.

Wen u were 30, she called wid sum advice on the baby.
U thanked her by sayin "Things r diffrent now"

Wen u were 40, she called to remind u of a relative's b'day.
U thanked her by sayin u were :"realli busy rite now."

Wen u were 50, she fell ill and needed u to take care of her.
U thanked her by readin abt the burden parents bcum to thier children.

One Day She Quietly Died. And Everything U Never Did Came Crashing Down Like Thunder On Ur HEART.

>>>>>The End<<<<<
If she's still around here, never forget to luv her more than ever and if she's not never 4get her uncondiitional luv.
Always remember to luv thy mother bcuz u onli have one mother in ur lifetime......
I Dunt Noe Who Composed This, Whoever It Is, Its A Realli Nice Poem!
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Tym For A Joke

Title - U Fool!

Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for himto do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get anerection. Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.

One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, and thenthrows wet seaweed on top until smoke is billowing high in the air. The ship starts to come his way!
Banta gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going to be saved! The first thing I want is to take a long, hotshower. Then they're goin to give me some clothes and i will have a nice dinner.Then I will find a nice lady to dancewith, then I will take her to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start to take off herclothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"

At this, he gets an erection. He slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells, "Ha Ha Ha!! I fooled you!
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Today I M Goin To Share Wid U Guys A Registry Tweak.

Title :- Manually Crashing Windows

Windows-XP has a "feature" with which it is possible to manually crash a system by simply holding the right CTRL key and pressing the "Scroll Lock" key twice. This feature can be turned on by the following steps:

YOU R ADVICED TO MAKE A BACKUP OF THE REGEDIT FILE.
THE REG EDIT FILE CAN BE FOUND IN C:\WINDOWS. FIND IT, COPY THE FILE AND PASTE(KEEP) THE FILE AT SOME SAFE PLACE.

1. Press Start > Run > regedit and then press edit.

2. Navigate to:HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Parameters

3. Create a new DWORD value and name it CrashOnCtrlScroll

4. Right-click on this newly created value and click on Modify

5. Enter 1 in the Value data field and click on OK.

6. Close regedit and reboot your system.

7. Now you can blue screen (crash) your system by holding the right CTRL key and pressing "Scroll Lock" twice.

Note:
Your system may reboot or show a blue screen whenever this crash is initiated. If your system reboots after initiating the crash, and you want to see the blue screen, follow these steps:
1. Go to Control Panel > System

2. Click on the Advanced tab

3. Under Startup and Recovery, click the Settings button.

4. Under System failure, uncheck the option Automatically restart.

Happy crashing...
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