Saturday, September 16, 2006

my frnd told me to add sum jokes to my i m gonna post sum jokes for u guys(if there is any1 who reads my blog).... and also mayb i will post a story tht i composed myself...chapter by chapter (onli 5 chapters i rote)mayb one chapter a week...dunno lets c....

Today i watched "The Island" damn it is so nice!....Scarlett Johansson was so sexy in the movie! wow! but the leading male actor kinda looked lyk a jerk! haha..but the script was nice..nice story(wateva!)

I would lyk to introduce u one website it is realli nice website for ppl who lyk Human Biology(Human Anatomy), Medical Science and stuffs " " nice stuffs in there 3d images and animation abt how organs in our body operate.
Joke for the day - Dating Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one,

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Sam, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
Today i would teach or rather share wid u guys sth abt cryptography(Code Breaking), normal ones not the computer algorithms, codes tht u can break using a paper and a pencil
there r many types of ciphers in the world but today i will share wid a the "Atbash Cipher "
Lets start wid the meanin of the word Cipher
Cipher - A cryptographic system in which units of plain text of regular length, usually letters, are arbitrarily transposed or substituted according to a predetermined code

The Atbash Cipher is a simple substition cipher where the first letter of the alphabet is exchanged with the last letter of the alphabet and so on. It is the simplest cipher because it only allows one possible way to decode a word or a code. That said, the cipher will vary depending of the language of the alphabet, for the English alphabet simply exchange the letter in the code for the letter following table:

Excersise...lets c how much u understand

Q.1 Using The Atbash Cipher, Wat Does This Code Means "TRTTOV TZMT" (Hint: a gang's name)

Q.2 Using The Atbash Cipher, Wat Does This Code Means "XIBKGLTIZKSB"(Hint: it is a subject's name)


Well this much for today......this is me sorn~g,gang signin off!

Bye guys will post again later!


Anonymous said...

hello nice joke man hope u post it regularly and i think i know the anwer to tohose questions man the first answer is
1.) GIGGLE GANG --neways dunno y u put ur own gang name haha
2.) CRyPTOGRAPHY -- a lot better thn the first one

neways i hopw to see ur jokes regularly man

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