Hmm, I m compiling my information..so plz wait for sum tym.
As Endocrine system is a bit large topic in biology...there r many information..so plz wait alrite!
Endocrine system is a topic abt Hormones, which travels from their secretion place to the target organ via blood stream!
Friday, September 29, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Digestive System
Have you ever thought what happens to the food after you have taken it into your mouth?
How those big steak pieces end up into small amino acids.....how those rice ends up giving you glucose?
How those Fatty Food you eat, ends up into fatty acid and glycerol? and where do all the extra things go?
So today I m tell you everything about digestion....from the time you put your food into your mouth till the time you go shit and throw the extra stuff out of your body!!
MOUTH
In the mouth, the food is digested physically by your teeth and also the salivary glands in your mouth produces saliva, Saliva contains an enzyme called Salivary Amylase (ptyalin). Salivary Amylase keeps the pH in the mouth basic.Salivary Amylase will digest starch in your food to Maltose, which will later get digested to Glucose in the Duodenum.
S.Amylase
Starch -------------> Maltose
NOTE: NOT ALL AMYLUM (STARCH) IS DIGESTED TO MALTOSE IN THE MOUTH, SOME ARE DIGESTED IN THE STOMACH (VERY LITTLE) AND SOME IN THE DUODENUM
NOTE: NOT ALL AMYLUM (STARCH) IS DIGESTED TO MALTOSE IN THE MOUTH, SOME ARE DIGESTED IN THE STOMACH (VERY LITTLE) AND SOME IN THE DUODENUM
The food is mixed with the saliva and is now called a Bolus. The bolus travels down the oesophagus by Peristalsis movement. A wave of contraction is made on the walls of the oesophagus just above the food bolus, this pushes the bolus down, another wave is made and by these waves the food is passed into the abdomen (stomach) through the Cardiac Sphincter present on the end of the oesophagus and just above the abdomen.Cardiac Sphincter also prevents the regurgitation of food from the stomach back into the oesophagus.
STOMACH
when peptides are detected in the stomach, hormone gastrin is released into the bloodstream. This hormone causes the gastric glands in the lining of the stomach wall to produce Gastric Juice. Gastric juice is an acid juice (pH 1 - 3) its main components are:
1. HCl
2.Renin
3.Pepsinogen
4.Gelatinase
5.Gastric Amylase
6. Gastric Lipase
HCl - HCl (Hydrochloric Acid) keeps the stomach pH acidic. As HCl is a strong acid, it will kill most of the bacteria present in the food. It has another main function that is to convert Pepsinogen into Pepsi
HCl
Pepsinogen --------> Pepsin
Renin - Renin is an enzyme which has the function of digesting only milk proteins to peptides
Renin
Milk Proteins -----------> Peptides
Pepsinogen - Pepsinogen is activated by HCl into Pepsin. Pepsin digests other proteins present in the food to smaller peptides fragments.
Pepsin
Other Proteins ----------> Peptides
Gelitnase - digests type I and type V gelatin and type IV and V collagen, which are proteoglycans in meat.
Gastric Amylase - Digests starch that was not digested in the mouth, it is of minor significance in the stomach.
Gastric Lipase - Acts on butter fat digesting it into Fatty acids and Glycerol.
These are all the digestion that takes place in the stomach. The remaining food now called as Chyme is passed through the abdomen into the duodenum through the Pyloric Sphincter present at the lower end of the abdomen.
DUODENUM
Brunner's Gland are duodenal glands located through out the duodenum. The main function of this gland is to produce an alkaline solution (contain bicarbonate ion) in order to:
1. To protect the duodenum from the acidic content of chyme.
2. Provide an alkaline condition for the intestinal enzymes to be active, thus enabling absorption to take place.
3. Lubricating intestinal walls.
There are also 3 juices secreted in the Duodenum:
1. Bile Juice
2. Pancreatic Juice
3. Intestinal Juice
Bile Juice - Bile Juice is secreted by the gall bladder. After being secreted by the gall bladder it travels in the bile duct which opens into the duodenum. Bile Juice contains Bile Salt helps to emulsify fats, that is they break them down into small globules which are easily digested by the enzyme lipase present in the pancreatic juice.
Pancreatic Juice - Secreted by the pancreas, the pancreatic juice travels in the pancreatic duct which opens into the duodenum. There are enzymes present in the pancreatic juice:
1. Trypsinogen - trypsinogen is an inactive form of trypsin, it is activated by the enzyme entirokinase present in the intestinal juice. Trypsin has the same function like that of Pepsin that is - it breaks down protein to smaller peptide fragments.
2. Chymotrypsin - same function as that of trypsin.
3. Steapsin (Pancreatic Lipase) - Steapsin acts on fats converting them into Fatty acids & Glycerol.
4. Carboxypolypeptidase - This enzyme converts peptides into Amino Acid
5. Pancreatic Amylase - Digests Starch
Intestinal Juice - Intestinal juice is secreted by the intestinal walls, they contain the enzymes:
1. Entirokinase - entirokinase activates trypsinogen to trypsin.
2. Eripsin - Eripsin converts polypeptides to amino acids.
3. Maltase - Digests Maltose to glucose.
4. Sucrase - Digests sucrose into glucose and fructose.
5. Lactase - Digests lactose into glucose and galactose.
ILLEUM
The walls of Illeum are made up of finger like projections known as Villi. Villi are made of up microvilli. Therefore, illeum has a very large surface area. There main function here is to absorb Vitamin B12, bile salts and absorption of products of digestion. Cells lining the illeum also secrete protease and carbohydrase enzymes responsible for final stages of proteins and carbohydrates enzyme. The villi contain large numbers of capillaries which take the amino acids and glucose produced by digestion to the liver through the hepatic portal vein.Lacteals are small lymph vessels, and are present in villi. They absorb fatty acids and glycerol, the products of fat digestion. The lacteal transports these Fatty acids and glycerol to the lymphatic system for filtering. The Fatty Acids and Glycerol are combined with the blood as lymph joins blood at the right and left subclavian veins.
LARGE INTESTINE
The large intestine is mainly responsible for storing waste, reclaiming water, maintaining the water balance, and absorbing some vitamins, such as vitamin K.
The large intestine is divided into the cecum, colon, rectum and anal canal
Cecum - there is no current debate about the use of the cecum.
Colon - Its primary purpose is to extract water from the feces (faeces, however you call it!)
Rectum - The rectum ampulla acts as a temporary storage facility for feces. As the rectal walls expand due to the materials filling it from within, stretch receptors from the nervous system located in the rectal walls stimulate the desire to defecate. If the urge is not acted upon, the material in the rectum is often returned to the colon where more water is absorbed. If defecation is delayed for a prolonged period, constipation and hardened feces results.
Anal Canal - The Feces are passed along from the rectum into the anal canal and they are then eliminated out of the body via the anus.
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Here we go u r done, this is my own compilement of the Digestion of food but i have taken information from many website including Wikipedia and other sites wich i cannot remember the site's link, but thx to them!
and also tell me if i have posted any rong information, i will change it rite away!
Saturday, September 23, 2006
What's something that you do all day, every day, no matter where you are or who you're with?
(a) think about what's for lunch tomorrow
(b) put your finger in your nose
(c) hum your favorite song
(d) breathe
It's possible that some kids could say (a) or (c) or that others might even say - yikes! - (b). But every single person in the world has to say (d). Breathing air is necessary for keeping humans (and many animals) alive. And the two parts that are large and in charge when it comes to breathing? If you guessed your lungs, you're right!
Your lungs make up one of the largest organs in your body, and they work with your respiratory system to allow you to take in fresh air, get rid of stale air, and even talk. Let's take a tour of the lungs!
Locate Those Lungs
Your lungs are in your chest, and they are so large that they take up most of the space in there. You have two lungs, but they aren't the same size the way your eyes or nostrils are. Instead, the lung on the left side of your body is a bit smaller than the lung on the right. This extra space on the left leaves room for your heart.
Your lungs are protected by your rib cage, which is made up of 12 sets of ribs. These ribs are connected to your spine in your back and go around your lungs to keep them safe. Beneath the lungs is the diaphragm (say: dye-uh-fram), a dome-shaped muscle that works with your lungs to allow you to inhale (breathe in) and exhale (breathe out) air.
You can't see your lungs, but it's easy to feel them in action: put your hands on your chest and breathe in very deeply. You will feel your chest getting slightly bigger. Now breathe out the air, and feel your chest return to its regular size. You've just felt the power of your lungs!
A Look Inside the Lungs
From the outside, lungs are pink and a bit squishy, like a sponge. But the inside contains the real lowdown on the lungs! At the bottom of the trachea (say: tray-kee-uh), or windpipe, there are two large tubes. These tubes are called the main stem bronchi (say: bron-keye), and one heads left into the left lung, while the other heads right into the right lung. Each main stem bronchus (say: bron-kuss) - the name for just one of the bronchi - then branches off into tubes, or bronchi, that get smaller and even smaller still, like branches on a big tree. The tiniest tubes are called bronchioles (say: bron-kee-oles), and there are about 30,000 of them in each lung. Each bronchiole is about the same thickness as a hair.
At the end of each bronchiole is a special area that leads into clumps of teeny tiny air sacs called alveoli (say: al-vee-oh-lie). There are about 600 million alveoli in your lungs and if you stretched them out, they would cover an entire tennis court. Now that's a load of alveoli! Each alveolus (say: al-vee-oh-luss) - the name for one of the alveoli - has a mesh-like covering of very small blood vessels called capillaries (say: cap-ill-er-ees). These capillaries are so tiny that the cells in your blood need to line up single file just to march through them.
All About Inhaling
When you're walking your dog, cleaning your room, or spiking a volleyball, you probably don't think about inhaling (breathing in) - you've got other things on your mind! But every time you inhale air, dozens of body parts work together to help get that air in there without you ever thinking about it.
As you breathe in, your diaphragm contracts and flattens out. This allows it to move down, so your lungs have more room to grow larger as they fill up with air. "Move over, diaphragm, I'm filling up!" is what your lungs would say. And the diaphragm isn't the only part that gives your lungs the room they need. Your rib muscles also lift the ribs up and outward to give the lungs more space.
At the same time, you inhale air through your mouth and nose, and the air heads down your trachea, or windpipe. On the way down the windpipe, tiny hairs called cilia (say: sill-ee-uh) move gently to keep mucus and dirt out of the lungs. The air then goes through the series of branches in your lungs, through the bronchi and the bronchioles. The air finally ends up in the 600 million alveoli. As these millions of alveoli fill up with air, the lungs get bigger. Remember that experiment where you felt your lungs get larger? Well, you were really feeling the power of those awesome alveoli!
It's the alveoli that allow oxygen from the air to pass into your blood. All the cells in the body need oxygen every minute of the day. Oxygen passes through the walls of each alveolus into the tiny capillaries that surround it. The oxygen enters the blood in the tiny capillaries, hitching a ride on red blood cells and traveling through layers of blood veseels to the heart. The heart then sends the oxygenated (filled with oxygen) blood out to all the cells in the body.
Waiting to Exhale
When it's time to exhale (breathe out), everything happens in reverse: now it's the diaphragm's turn to say, "Move it!" Your diaphragm relaxes and moves up, pushing air out of the lungs. Your rib muscles become relaxed, and your ribs move in again, creating a smaller space in your chest.
By now your cells have used the oxygen they need, and your blood is carrying carbon dioxide and other wastes that must leave your body. The blood comes back through the capillaries and the wastes enter the alveoli. Then you breathe them out in the reverse order of how they came in: the air goes through the bronchioles, out the bronchi, out the trachea, and finally out through your mouth and nose.
The air that you breathe out not only contains wastes and carbon dioxide, but it's warm, too! As air travels through your body, it picks up heat along the way. You can feel this heat by putting your hand in front of your mouth or nose as you breathe out. What is the temperature of the air that comes out of your mouth or nose?
With all this movement, you might be wondering why things don't get stuck as the lungs fill and empty! Luckily, your lungs are covered by two really slick special layers called pleural membranes (say: ploo-ral mem-branes). These membranes are separated by a fluid that allows them to slide around easily while you inhale and exhale.
Click here to view a better 3d animation of a breathing lung. After clicking here u need to click on da image tht u see to start the animation.
NOTE: U NEED QUICKTIME TO VIEW THE ANIMATION
Time for Talk
Your lungs are important for breathing . . . and also for talking! Above the trachea (windpipe) is the larynx (say: larr-inks), which is sometimes called the voice box. Across the voice box are two tiny ridges called vocal cords, which open and close to make sounds. When you exhale air from the lungs, it comes through the trachea and larynx and reaches the vocal cords. If the vocal cords are closed and the air flows between them, the vocal cords vibrate and a sound is made.
The amount of air you blow out from your lungs determines how loud a sound will be and how long you can make the sound. Try inhaling very deeply and saying the names of all the kids in your class - how far can you get without taking the next breath? The next time you're outside, try shouting and see what happens - shouting requires lots of air, so you'll need to breathe in more frequently than you would if you were only saying the words. Experiment with different sounds and the air it takes to make them: when you giggle, you let out your breath in short bits, but when you burp, you let swallowed air in your stomach out in one long one! When you
hiccup, it's because the diaphragm moves in a funny way that causes you to breathe in air suddenly, and that air hits your vocal cords when you're not ready.
Love Your Lungs
Your lungs are amazing: they allow you to breathe, talk to your friend, shout at a game, sing, laugh, cry, and more! And speaking of a game, your lungs even work with your brain to help you inhale and exhale a larger amount of air at a more rapid rate when you're running a mile - all without you even thinking about it once.
Keeping your lungs looking and feeling healthy is a good idea, and the best way to keep your lungs pink and healthy is not to smoke. Smoking isn't good for any part of your body, and your lungs especially hate it. Cigarette smoke damages the cilia in the trachea so they can no longer move to keep dirt and other substances out of the lungs. Your alveoli say, "ouch," too, because the chemicals in cigarette smoke can cause the walls of the delicate alveoli to break down, making it much harder to breathe. Finally, cigarette smoke can damage the cells of the lungs so much that the healthy cells go away, only to be replaced by cancer cells. Lungs are normally tough and strong, but when it comes to cigarettes, they can be hurt easily - and it's often very difficult or impossible to make them better. If you need to work with chemicals in an art or shop class, be sure to wear a protective mask to keep chemical fumes from entering your lungs.
You can also show your love for your lungs by exercising! Exercise is good for every part of your body, and especially for your lungs and heart. When you take part in vigorous exercise (like biking, running, or swimming, for example), your lungs require more air to give your cells the extra oxygen they need. As you breathe more deeply and take in more air, your lungs become stronger and better at supplying your body with the air it needs to succeed. Keep your lungs healthy and they will thank you for life!
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Thts All Gud Bye, I m plannin to change my blog into a blog abt Human Biology..hehe....hope i succeed
(a) think about what's for lunch tomorrow
(b) put your finger in your nose
(c) hum your favorite song
(d) breathe
It's possible that some kids could say (a) or (c) or that others might even say - yikes! - (b). But every single person in the world has to say (d). Breathing air is necessary for keeping humans (and many animals) alive. And the two parts that are large and in charge when it comes to breathing? If you guessed your lungs, you're right!
Your lungs make up one of the largest organs in your body, and they work with your respiratory system to allow you to take in fresh air, get rid of stale air, and even talk. Let's take a tour of the lungs!
Locate Those Lungs
Your lungs are in your chest, and they are so large that they take up most of the space in there. You have two lungs, but they aren't the same size the way your eyes or nostrils are. Instead, the lung on the left side of your body is a bit smaller than the lung on the right. This extra space on the left leaves room for your heart.
Your lungs are protected by your rib cage, which is made up of 12 sets of ribs. These ribs are connected to your spine in your back and go around your lungs to keep them safe. Beneath the lungs is the diaphragm (say: dye-uh-fram), a dome-shaped muscle that works with your lungs to allow you to inhale (breathe in) and exhale (breathe out) air.
You can't see your lungs, but it's easy to feel them in action: put your hands on your chest and breathe in very deeply. You will feel your chest getting slightly bigger. Now breathe out the air, and feel your chest return to its regular size. You've just felt the power of your lungs!
A Look Inside the Lungs
From the outside, lungs are pink and a bit squishy, like a sponge. But the inside contains the real lowdown on the lungs! At the bottom of the trachea (say: tray-kee-uh), or windpipe, there are two large tubes. These tubes are called the main stem bronchi (say: bron-keye), and one heads left into the left lung, while the other heads right into the right lung. Each main stem bronchus (say: bron-kuss) - the name for just one of the bronchi - then branches off into tubes, or bronchi, that get smaller and even smaller still, like branches on a big tree. The tiniest tubes are called bronchioles (say: bron-kee-oles), and there are about 30,000 of them in each lung. Each bronchiole is about the same thickness as a hair.
At the end of each bronchiole is a special area that leads into clumps of teeny tiny air sacs called alveoli (say: al-vee-oh-lie). There are about 600 million alveoli in your lungs and if you stretched them out, they would cover an entire tennis court. Now that's a load of alveoli! Each alveolus (say: al-vee-oh-luss) - the name for one of the alveoli - has a mesh-like covering of very small blood vessels called capillaries (say: cap-ill-er-ees). These capillaries are so tiny that the cells in your blood need to line up single file just to march through them.
All About Inhaling
When you're walking your dog, cleaning your room, or spiking a volleyball, you probably don't think about inhaling (breathing in) - you've got other things on your mind! But every time you inhale air, dozens of body parts work together to help get that air in there without you ever thinking about it.
As you breathe in, your diaphragm contracts and flattens out. This allows it to move down, so your lungs have more room to grow larger as they fill up with air. "Move over, diaphragm, I'm filling up!" is what your lungs would say. And the diaphragm isn't the only part that gives your lungs the room they need. Your rib muscles also lift the ribs up and outward to give the lungs more space.
At the same time, you inhale air through your mouth and nose, and the air heads down your trachea, or windpipe. On the way down the windpipe, tiny hairs called cilia (say: sill-ee-uh) move gently to keep mucus and dirt out of the lungs. The air then goes through the series of branches in your lungs, through the bronchi and the bronchioles. The air finally ends up in the 600 million alveoli. As these millions of alveoli fill up with air, the lungs get bigger. Remember that experiment where you felt your lungs get larger? Well, you were really feeling the power of those awesome alveoli!
It's the alveoli that allow oxygen from the air to pass into your blood. All the cells in the body need oxygen every minute of the day. Oxygen passes through the walls of each alveolus into the tiny capillaries that surround it. The oxygen enters the blood in the tiny capillaries, hitching a ride on red blood cells and traveling through layers of blood veseels to the heart. The heart then sends the oxygenated (filled with oxygen) blood out to all the cells in the body.
Waiting to Exhale
When it's time to exhale (breathe out), everything happens in reverse: now it's the diaphragm's turn to say, "Move it!" Your diaphragm relaxes and moves up, pushing air out of the lungs. Your rib muscles become relaxed, and your ribs move in again, creating a smaller space in your chest.
By now your cells have used the oxygen they need, and your blood is carrying carbon dioxide and other wastes that must leave your body. The blood comes back through the capillaries and the wastes enter the alveoli. Then you breathe them out in the reverse order of how they came in: the air goes through the bronchioles, out the bronchi, out the trachea, and finally out through your mouth and nose.
The air that you breathe out not only contains wastes and carbon dioxide, but it's warm, too! As air travels through your body, it picks up heat along the way. You can feel this heat by putting your hand in front of your mouth or nose as you breathe out. What is the temperature of the air that comes out of your mouth or nose?
With all this movement, you might be wondering why things don't get stuck as the lungs fill and empty! Luckily, your lungs are covered by two really slick special layers called pleural membranes (say: ploo-ral mem-branes). These membranes are separated by a fluid that allows them to slide around easily while you inhale and exhale.
Click here to view a better 3d animation of a breathing lung. After clicking here u need to click on da image tht u see to start the animation.
NOTE: U NEED QUICKTIME TO VIEW THE ANIMATION
Time for Talk
Your lungs are important for breathing . . . and also for talking! Above the trachea (windpipe) is the larynx (say: larr-inks), which is sometimes called the voice box. Across the voice box are two tiny ridges called vocal cords, which open and close to make sounds. When you exhale air from the lungs, it comes through the trachea and larynx and reaches the vocal cords. If the vocal cords are closed and the air flows between them, the vocal cords vibrate and a sound is made.
The amount of air you blow out from your lungs determines how loud a sound will be and how long you can make the sound. Try inhaling very deeply and saying the names of all the kids in your class - how far can you get without taking the next breath? The next time you're outside, try shouting and see what happens - shouting requires lots of air, so you'll need to breathe in more frequently than you would if you were only saying the words. Experiment with different sounds and the air it takes to make them: when you giggle, you let out your breath in short bits, but when you burp, you let swallowed air in your stomach out in one long one! When you
hiccup, it's because the diaphragm moves in a funny way that causes you to breathe in air suddenly, and that air hits your vocal cords when you're not ready.
Love Your Lungs
Your lungs are amazing: they allow you to breathe, talk to your friend, shout at a game, sing, laugh, cry, and more! And speaking of a game, your lungs even work with your brain to help you inhale and exhale a larger amount of air at a more rapid rate when you're running a mile - all without you even thinking about it once.
Keeping your lungs looking and feeling healthy is a good idea, and the best way to keep your lungs pink and healthy is not to smoke. Smoking isn't good for any part of your body, and your lungs especially hate it. Cigarette smoke damages the cilia in the trachea so they can no longer move to keep dirt and other substances out of the lungs. Your alveoli say, "ouch," too, because the chemicals in cigarette smoke can cause the walls of the delicate alveoli to break down, making it much harder to breathe. Finally, cigarette smoke can damage the cells of the lungs so much that the healthy cells go away, only to be replaced by cancer cells. Lungs are normally tough and strong, but when it comes to cigarettes, they can be hurt easily - and it's often very difficult or impossible to make them better. If you need to work with chemicals in an art or shop class, be sure to wear a protective mask to keep chemical fumes from entering your lungs.
You can also show your love for your lungs by exercising! Exercise is good for every part of your body, and especially for your lungs and heart. When you take part in vigorous exercise (like biking, running, or swimming, for example), your lungs require more air to give your cells the extra oxygen they need. As you breathe more deeply and take in more air, your lungs become stronger and better at supplying your body with the air it needs to succeed. Keep your lungs healthy and they will thank you for life!
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Thts All Gud Bye, I m plannin to change my blog into a blog abt Human Biology..hehe....hope i succeed
Friday, September 22, 2006
Heart's Structure
Today I Will Share Wid U Information Abt Heart Structure.
Your Heart Has A Size OF Ur Fist.In the human body, the heart is normally situated slightly to the left of the middle of the thorax, underneath the sternum (breastbone). The heart is usually felt to be on the left side because the left heart (left ventricle) is stronger (it pumps to all body parts). The left lung is smaller than the right lung because the heart occupies more of the left hemithorax. The heart is enclosed by a sac known as the pericardium and is surrounded by the lungs. The pericardium is a double membrane structure containing a serous fluid to reduce friction during heart contractions. The mediastinum, a subdivision of the thoracic cavity, is the name of the heart cavity.
The apex is the blunt point situated in an inferior (pointing down and left) direction. A stethoscope can be placed directly over the apex so that the beats can be counted. This physical location is between the sixth and seventh rib, just to the left of the sternum. In normal adults, the mass of the heart is 250-350 g (8-11 oz), but extremely diseased hearts can be up to 1000 g (2 lb) in mass due to hypertrophy. It consists of four chambers, the two upper atria (singular: atrium ) and the two lower ventricles.
The function of the right side of the heart (see right heart) is to collect deoxygenated blood, in the right atrium, from the body and pump it, via the right ventricle, into the lungs (pulmonary circulation) so that carbon dioxide can be dropped off and oxygen picked up (gas exchange). This happens through a passive process called diffusion. The left side (see left heart) collects oxygenated blood from the lungs into the left atrium. From the left atrium the blood moves to the left ventricle which pumps it out to the body. On both sides, the lower ventricles are thicker and stronger than the upper atria. The muscle wall surrounding the left ventricle is thicker than the wall surrounding the right ventricle due to the higher force needed to pump the blood through the systemic circulation.
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Have any1 read Digital Fortress by Dan Brown?
Your Heart Has A Size OF Ur Fist.In the human body, the heart is normally situated slightly to the left of the middle of the thorax, underneath the sternum (breastbone). The heart is usually felt to be on the left side because the left heart (left ventricle) is stronger (it pumps to all body parts). The left lung is smaller than the right lung because the heart occupies more of the left hemithorax. The heart is enclosed by a sac known as the pericardium and is surrounded by the lungs. The pericardium is a double membrane structure containing a serous fluid to reduce friction during heart contractions. The mediastinum, a subdivision of the thoracic cavity, is the name of the heart cavity.
The apex is the blunt point situated in an inferior (pointing down and left) direction. A stethoscope can be placed directly over the apex so that the beats can be counted. This physical location is between the sixth and seventh rib, just to the left of the sternum. In normal adults, the mass of the heart is 250-350 g (8-11 oz), but extremely diseased hearts can be up to 1000 g (2 lb) in mass due to hypertrophy. It consists of four chambers, the two upper atria (singular: atrium ) and the two lower ventricles.
The function of the right side of the heart (see right heart) is to collect deoxygenated blood, in the right atrium, from the body and pump it, via the right ventricle, into the lungs (pulmonary circulation) so that carbon dioxide can be dropped off and oxygen picked up (gas exchange). This happens through a passive process called diffusion. The left side (see left heart) collects oxygenated blood from the lungs into the left atrium. From the left atrium the blood moves to the left ventricle which pumps it out to the body. On both sides, the lower ventricles are thicker and stronger than the upper atria. The muscle wall surrounding the left ventricle is thicker than the wall surrounding the right ventricle due to the higher force needed to pump the blood through the systemic circulation.
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Have any1 read Digital Fortress by Dan Brown?
If yes, then have u guys solve the code behind the book yet?
128-10-93-85-10-128-98-112-6-6-25-126-39-1-68-78
This no. code have u guys solved it?
If no, then here is the way u do it. There r 128 chapters in the book. So those numbers r the chapter numbers.
128 means open chapter 128 and take the first letter on the page. do this for all the numbers.
U will get these alphabets " WECGEWHYAAIOTYNU "
Then U Apply The Caesar Square Box To The Encrypted Text 4 x 4
W E C G
E W H Y
A A I O
R T N U
read the text from up to down... WEAREWATCHINGYOU..it is still a bit messy but it reads. WE ARE WATCHING YOU!!
Thts it the code is solved!
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Joke Tym
Santa goes into a bar in London for a couple of drinks, as he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy womansitting in a corner and staring at him. He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage he goes upto her andsays, Excuse me....I m Santa from India. "Can i sit here and buy u a drink?"
The woman agrees and soon both of them r drinking away like good old frnds. Then after evrything is throughSanta and tht lady wlk out of the bar. Again gathering courage and slightly drunk Santa says, Eschcuse me, can wehave sex plz?
The lady says, "I Dont mind, but u see i m on my menstrual cycle."
"No Problem" says Santa "U proceed on ur menstrual cycle, i will follow u in my Honda Accord!!!"
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Bye guys, Comments r welcomed (but no one does)
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
What The Hell Is Happening?
Here is a lil flash work i did! hehe
http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monitorpresentationtf5.swf
It mite take sumtime to load and for u to view it....So leave it for 2 - 3mins and after tht view it. If, wen u sart to view it u see Jessica Alba's Face...Press F5 or refresh the page...and then view it! hehe
Below here is a video i wanna share wid u all...its fun! watch it...hehe
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BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- Thailand's military coup leader has pledged to choose a new prime minister within two weeks and return power to the people as soon as possible.
But Gen. Sonthi Boonyaratglin, the head of Thailand's army and the newly declared leader, said Wednesday it could take a year to produce a new constitution leading to a fresh general election, Reuters reported.
He said military leaders were looking for candidates who loved "democracy and constitutional monarchy" to replace Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, who was ousted in a bloodless coup d'etat on Tuesday as he attended the United Nations General Assembly in New York. (Watch Thais mingle with troops after bloodless coup -- 1:16)
"We have two weeks. After two weeks, we step out," Sonthi told a news conference, speaking as head of an interim "Political Reform Council" run by the military.
Meanwhile Britain's Foreign Office said that Thaksin would arrive in London later Wednesday on a "private visit."
The office did not say when Thaksin would arrive from New York. The Thai Embassy in London said it had no immediate information on Thaksin's whereabouts.
In a nationally televised address earlier in the day, Sonthi, flanked by the country's military and security force leaders, said the coup was complete and necessary to end intense conflicts in Thailand's society that Thaksin had created.
In his brief television address, Sonthi asked the Thai people to stay calm and support the coup leaders, The Associated Press reported.
Sonthi declared martial law, and international news channels such as CNN and the BBC were taken off the air.
On a TV station still under his government's control, however, Thaksin declared a state of emergency and insisted his government remained in charge of the armed forces and the capital.
He announced he was firing Sonthi and ordered him to report to the office of Deputy Prime Minister Chidchai Vanasaditya.
But it was Chidchai that reported to the offices of the armed forces Wednesday, an army spokesman told CNN. Despite media reports that he was taken into custody, the spokesman said Chidchai had left after checking in with the military.
Another deputy prime minister, Surakiart Sathirathai, told CNN that the supreme commander of Thailand's armed forces would be in charge of Bangkok. That officer, Gen. Ruengroj Mahasaranont, has made no public statement since the coup was announced.
Tanks and troops patrolled Bangkok early Wednesday after the army said the military was taking control. ((Watch tanks roll through the streets of Bangkok -- 3:53)
In his first public appearance, Sonthi repeated earlier statements that the newly created Council of Administrative Reform had revoked the Constitution.
He said Thaksin's policies had created serious rifts that needed to be healed and said Tuesday's coup was necessary after months of political turmoil.
Thaksin, however, insisted his government remained in control even as Sonthi and the chiefs of the armed forces met King Bhumibol Adulyadej.
With tanks and troops on the streets of Bangkok, the prime minister canceled his scheduled Tuesday evening speech to the U.N. General Assembly in New York and skipped the traditional luncheon of world leaders that opens the session.
Through a spokesman, Sonthi said he and the Party of Democratic Reform -- a previously unknown opposition party -- had taken power with the support of the country's armed forces.
The coup leaders declared Wednesday a holiday, with schools, banks and the country's stock market closed.
Troops on the streets adorned their weapons with yellow ribbons in a sign of loyalty to the king, and tanks were parked outside the government headquarters, which houses Thaksin's office.
News Reference : http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/thailand.coup/index.html
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Hope This Thing Ends Soon.~~
Joke Time!
A mouse and a lion walked into a bar, after drinking a couple of shots a giraffe walked in.
"Get a load of her" said the mouse, "wat a babe!" "Well, y not u try ur luck?" replied the lion.
So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talkin to her. Within five mins they were out of the door and into the night.
The next day, da lion was drinking in the bar again, wen the mouse staggered in. The mouse was completely worn out, and could hardly hold himself up.The lion helped him up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, "Wat the hell happened to u? I saw u leave wid the giraffe, wat happened after tht? Was she all rite?"
The mouse replied, "Yeah, she was really sth, we went out for dinner, had a couple glasses of winem and she invited me back to her place to spend the night and oh, man! I've never had a night like it!!""But how cum u look so exhausted?" asked the lion
"Well....." said the mouse, "between the kisssin and the screwing, i must have run a thousand of miles!!!!"
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Bye Guys
http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monitorpresentationtf5.swf
It mite take sumtime to load and for u to view it....So leave it for 2 - 3mins and after tht view it. If, wen u sart to view it u see Jessica Alba's Face...Press F5 or refresh the page...and then view it! hehe
Below here is a video i wanna share wid u all...its fun! watch it...hehe
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BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- Thailand's military coup leader has pledged to choose a new prime minister within two weeks and return power to the people as soon as possible.
But Gen. Sonthi Boonyaratglin, the head of Thailand's army and the newly declared leader, said Wednesday it could take a year to produce a new constitution leading to a fresh general election, Reuters reported.
He said military leaders were looking for candidates who loved "democracy and constitutional monarchy" to replace Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, who was ousted in a bloodless coup d'etat on Tuesday as he attended the United Nations General Assembly in New York. (Watch Thais mingle with troops after bloodless coup -- 1:16)
"We have two weeks. After two weeks, we step out," Sonthi told a news conference, speaking as head of an interim "Political Reform Council" run by the military.
Meanwhile Britain's Foreign Office said that Thaksin would arrive in London later Wednesday on a "private visit."
The office did not say when Thaksin would arrive from New York. The Thai Embassy in London said it had no immediate information on Thaksin's whereabouts.
In a nationally televised address earlier in the day, Sonthi, flanked by the country's military and security force leaders, said the coup was complete and necessary to end intense conflicts in Thailand's society that Thaksin had created.
In his brief television address, Sonthi asked the Thai people to stay calm and support the coup leaders, The Associated Press reported.
Sonthi declared martial law, and international news channels such as CNN and the BBC were taken off the air.
On a TV station still under his government's control, however, Thaksin declared a state of emergency and insisted his government remained in charge of the armed forces and the capital.
He announced he was firing Sonthi and ordered him to report to the office of Deputy Prime Minister Chidchai Vanasaditya.
But it was Chidchai that reported to the offices of the armed forces Wednesday, an army spokesman told CNN. Despite media reports that he was taken into custody, the spokesman said Chidchai had left after checking in with the military.
Another deputy prime minister, Surakiart Sathirathai, told CNN that the supreme commander of Thailand's armed forces would be in charge of Bangkok. That officer, Gen. Ruengroj Mahasaranont, has made no public statement since the coup was announced.
Tanks and troops patrolled Bangkok early Wednesday after the army said the military was taking control. ((Watch tanks roll through the streets of Bangkok -- 3:53)
In his first public appearance, Sonthi repeated earlier statements that the newly created Council of Administrative Reform had revoked the Constitution.
He said Thaksin's policies had created serious rifts that needed to be healed and said Tuesday's coup was necessary after months of political turmoil.
Thaksin, however, insisted his government remained in control even as Sonthi and the chiefs of the armed forces met King Bhumibol Adulyadej.
With tanks and troops on the streets of Bangkok, the prime minister canceled his scheduled Tuesday evening speech to the U.N. General Assembly in New York and skipped the traditional luncheon of world leaders that opens the session.
Through a spokesman, Sonthi said he and the Party of Democratic Reform -- a previously unknown opposition party -- had taken power with the support of the country's armed forces.
The coup leaders declared Wednesday a holiday, with schools, banks and the country's stock market closed.
Troops on the streets adorned their weapons with yellow ribbons in a sign of loyalty to the king, and tanks were parked outside the government headquarters, which houses Thaksin's office.
News Reference : http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/thailand.coup/index.html
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Hope This Thing Ends Soon.~~
Joke Time!
A mouse and a lion walked into a bar, after drinking a couple of shots a giraffe walked in.
"Get a load of her" said the mouse, "wat a babe!" "Well, y not u try ur luck?" replied the lion.
So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talkin to her. Within five mins they were out of the door and into the night.
The next day, da lion was drinking in the bar again, wen the mouse staggered in. The mouse was completely worn out, and could hardly hold himself up.The lion helped him up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, "Wat the hell happened to u? I saw u leave wid the giraffe, wat happened after tht? Was she all rite?"
The mouse replied, "Yeah, she was really sth, we went out for dinner, had a couple glasses of winem and she invited me back to her place to spend the night and oh, man! I've never had a night like it!!""But how cum u look so exhausted?" asked the lion
"Well....." said the mouse, "between the kisssin and the screwing, i must have run a thousand of miles!!!!"
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Bye Guys
Monday, September 18, 2006
Mum's Love
Today, i m goin to post a poem(I guess) wich many of u ppl might have read it thru emails but still...i lyk it, its a sad poem, wenever i read it it always makes me feel llyk cryin. :'( especially durin the last part
Title - Mum's Love
When u were 1 year old she fed u and bathed u.
U thanked her by crying all nite long.
When u were 2 years old, she taught u how to walk.
u thanked her by running away wen she called.
Wen u were 3 years old, she made all ur meals with love.
u thanked her by tossing ur plate on the floor.
Wen u were 4 years old, she gave u sum crayons.
you thanked her by colorin the dining table.
Wen u were 5 years old, she dressed u for the holidays.
U thanked her by ploppiing to the nearest.
Wen u were 6 years old, she walked u to school.
U thanked her by screamin "I M NOT GOIN!!!"
Wen u were 7 years old, she bought u a baseball.
U thanked her by throwin it to the next-door-neighbour's window.
Wen u were 8 years old, she handed u an ice cream.
U thanked her by dripping it all over ur lap.
Wen u were 9 years old, she paid for ur piano lesson.
U thanked her by not even botherin to practice.
Wen u were 10 years old she drove u all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one b'day party after another.
U thanked her by jumpin out of the car and never lukin back.
Wen u were 11 years old she took u and ur frndz to the movies.
U thanked her by asking her to sit in a different row.
Wen u were 12 years old, she warned u not to watch certain TV shows.
U thanked her by waitin until she left the house.
Wen u were 13, she suggested a haircut.
U thnaked her by tellin her she had no taste.
Wen u were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
U thanked her by 4gettin to write her a single letter.
Wen u were 15, she came back home frm work, luking for a hug.
U thanked her by having ur bedroom door locked.
Wen u were 16, she taught u how to drive a car.
U thanked her by taking it evry chance u could.
Wen u were 17, she was expecting an important call.
U thanked her by bein on the fone whole nite.
Wen u were 18, she cried at ur graduation.
U thanked her by stayin out partyin until dawn.
Wen u were 19, she paid for ur college, drove u to campus, carried ur bags.
U thanked her bye sayin gud bye outside the dorm so u wouldnt be embarrassed infrnt of ur frndz
Wen u were 20, she asked u whether u were seeing anyone.
U thanked her by sayin, "It's non of ur business."
Wen u were 21, she suggested certain careers.
U thanked her by sayin, "I Dunt Wanna Be Lyk U."
Wen u were 22, she hugged u at ur college graduation.
U thanked her by askin if she could pay for a trip to Europe.
Wen u were 23, she gave u furniture for ur first apartment.
U thanked her by tellin ur frndz it was ugly.
Wen u were 24, she met ur fiance and asked u abt ur future plans.
U thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther, please!!"
Wen u were 25, she helped to pay for ur wedding and told u how deeply she loved u.
U thanked her by movin halfway across the country.
Wen u were 30, she called wid sum advice on the baby.
U thanked her by sayin "Things r diffrent now"
Wen u were 40, she called to remind u of a relative's b'day.
U thanked her by sayin u were :"realli busy rite now."
Wen u were 50, she fell ill and needed u to take care of her.
U thanked her by readin abt the burden parents bcum to thier children.
One Day She Quietly Died. And Everything U Never Did Came Crashing Down Like Thunder On Ur HEART.
>>>>>The End<<<<<
If she's still around here, never forget to luv her more than ever and if she's not never 4get her uncondiitional luv.
Always remember to luv thy mother bcuz u onli have one mother in ur lifetime......
I Dunt Noe Who Composed This, Whoever It Is, Its A Realli Nice Poem!
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Tym For A Joke
Title - U Fool!
Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for himto do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get anerection. Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.
One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, and thenthrows wet seaweed on top until smoke is billowing high in the air. The ship starts to come his way!
Banta gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going to be saved! The first thing I want is to take a long, hotshower. Then they're goin to give me some clothes and i will have a nice dinner.Then I will find a nice lady to dancewith, then I will take her to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start to take off herclothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"
At this, he gets an erection. He slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells, "Ha Ha Ha!! I fooled you!
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Today I M Goin To Share Wid U Guys A Registry Tweak.
Title :- Manually Crashing Windows
Windows-XP has a "feature" with which it is possible to manually crash a system by simply holding the right CTRL key and pressing the "Scroll Lock" key twice. This feature can be turned on by the following steps:
YOU R ADVICED TO MAKE A BACKUP OF THE REGEDIT FILE.
THE REG EDIT FILE CAN BE FOUND IN C:\WINDOWS. FIND IT, COPY THE FILE AND PASTE(KEEP) THE FILE AT SOME SAFE PLACE.
1. Press Start > Run > regedit and then press edit.
2. Navigate to:HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Parameters
3. Create a new DWORD value and name it CrashOnCtrlScroll
4. Right-click on this newly created value and click on Modify
5. Enter 1 in the Value data field and click on OK.
6. Close regedit and reboot your system.
7. Now you can blue screen (crash) your system by holding the right CTRL key and pressing "Scroll Lock" twice.
Note:
Your system may reboot or show a blue screen whenever this crash is initiated. If your system reboots after initiating the crash, and you want to see the blue screen, follow these steps:
1. Go to Control Panel > System
2. Click on the Advanced tab
3. Under Startup and Recovery, click the Settings button.
4. Under System failure, uncheck the option Automatically restart.
Happy crashing...
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Bye Guys, Comments R Welcomed! hehe
Title - Mum's Love
When u were 1 year old she fed u and bathed u.
U thanked her by crying all nite long.
When u were 2 years old, she taught u how to walk.
u thanked her by running away wen she called.
Wen u were 3 years old, she made all ur meals with love.
u thanked her by tossing ur plate on the floor.
Wen u were 4 years old, she gave u sum crayons.
you thanked her by colorin the dining table.
Wen u were 5 years old, she dressed u for the holidays.
U thanked her by ploppiing to the nearest.
Wen u were 6 years old, she walked u to school.
U thanked her by screamin "I M NOT GOIN!!!"
Wen u were 7 years old, she bought u a baseball.
U thanked her by throwin it to the next-door-neighbour's window.
Wen u were 8 years old, she handed u an ice cream.
U thanked her by dripping it all over ur lap.
Wen u were 9 years old, she paid for ur piano lesson.
U thanked her by not even botherin to practice.
Wen u were 10 years old she drove u all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one b'day party after another.
U thanked her by jumpin out of the car and never lukin back.
Wen u were 11 years old she took u and ur frndz to the movies.
U thanked her by asking her to sit in a different row.
Wen u were 12 years old, she warned u not to watch certain TV shows.
U thanked her by waitin until she left the house.
Wen u were 13, she suggested a haircut.
U thnaked her by tellin her she had no taste.
Wen u were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
U thanked her by 4gettin to write her a single letter.
Wen u were 15, she came back home frm work, luking for a hug.
U thanked her by having ur bedroom door locked.
Wen u were 16, she taught u how to drive a car.
U thanked her by taking it evry chance u could.
Wen u were 17, she was expecting an important call.
U thanked her by bein on the fone whole nite.
Wen u were 18, she cried at ur graduation.
U thanked her by stayin out partyin until dawn.
Wen u were 19, she paid for ur college, drove u to campus, carried ur bags.
U thanked her bye sayin gud bye outside the dorm so u wouldnt be embarrassed infrnt of ur frndz
Wen u were 20, she asked u whether u were seeing anyone.
U thanked her by sayin, "It's non of ur business."
Wen u were 21, she suggested certain careers.
U thanked her by sayin, "I Dunt Wanna Be Lyk U."
Wen u were 22, she hugged u at ur college graduation.
U thanked her by askin if she could pay for a trip to Europe.
Wen u were 23, she gave u furniture for ur first apartment.
U thanked her by tellin ur frndz it was ugly.
Wen u were 24, she met ur fiance and asked u abt ur future plans.
U thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther, please!!"
Wen u were 25, she helped to pay for ur wedding and told u how deeply she loved u.
U thanked her by movin halfway across the country.
Wen u were 30, she called wid sum advice on the baby.
U thanked her by sayin "Things r diffrent now"
Wen u were 40, she called to remind u of a relative's b'day.
U thanked her by sayin u were :"realli busy rite now."
Wen u were 50, she fell ill and needed u to take care of her.
U thanked her by readin abt the burden parents bcum to thier children.
One Day She Quietly Died. And Everything U Never Did Came Crashing Down Like Thunder On Ur HEART.
>>>>>The End<<<<<
If she's still around here, never forget to luv her more than ever and if she's not never 4get her uncondiitional luv.
Always remember to luv thy mother bcuz u onli have one mother in ur lifetime......
I Dunt Noe Who Composed This, Whoever It Is, Its A Realli Nice Poem!
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Tym For A Joke
Title - U Fool!
Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for himto do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get anerection. Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.
One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, and thenthrows wet seaweed on top until smoke is billowing high in the air. The ship starts to come his way!
Banta gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going to be saved! The first thing I want is to take a long, hotshower. Then they're goin to give me some clothes and i will have a nice dinner.Then I will find a nice lady to dancewith, then I will take her to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start to take off herclothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"
At this, he gets an erection. He slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells, "Ha Ha Ha!! I fooled you!
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Today I M Goin To Share Wid U Guys A Registry Tweak.
Title :- Manually Crashing Windows
Windows-XP has a "feature" with which it is possible to manually crash a system by simply holding the right CTRL key and pressing the "Scroll Lock" key twice. This feature can be turned on by the following steps:
YOU R ADVICED TO MAKE A BACKUP OF THE REGEDIT FILE.
THE REG EDIT FILE CAN BE FOUND IN C:\WINDOWS. FIND IT, COPY THE FILE AND PASTE(KEEP) THE FILE AT SOME SAFE PLACE.
1. Press Start > Run > regedit and then press edit.
2. Navigate to:HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Parameters
3. Create a new DWORD value and name it CrashOnCtrlScroll
4. Right-click on this newly created value and click on Modify
5. Enter 1 in the Value data field and click on OK.
6. Close regedit and reboot your system.
7. Now you can blue screen (crash) your system by holding the right CTRL key and pressing "Scroll Lock" twice.
Note:
Your system may reboot or show a blue screen whenever this crash is initiated. If your system reboots after initiating the crash, and you want to see the blue screen, follow these steps:
1. Go to Control Panel > System
2. Click on the Advanced tab
3. Under Startup and Recovery, click the Settings button.
4. Under System failure, uncheck the option Automatically restart.
Happy crashing...
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Bye Guys, Comments R Welcomed! hehe
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Wat Is Luv?
Damn, so bored wid sum jerks....they dont fuckin noe wat is the meaning of luv and they say "I Love Her!!!" blah blah blah....So dudes here is wat u guys have to answer and tell those jerks wat is the real meaning of luv?
Wat Does Luv Means To U Guys?
For me it means.."To See Ur Loved Ones Happy No Matter How Much U R Hurt, To Sacrifice Ur Happiness For Her Happiness, To Seek Happiness In Their Happiness"
Post ur replies...enuff of the serious stuffs...now i m calm wen i started writing the blog i was realli angry so jus piss it...hehe
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Actually, i decided to post jks lyk once in 2 - 3days but today i will post it cuz of the above thing..hehe so ppl dunt think i m a realli serious guy..hehe
Title :- Dad Kicked The Cat
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then his father comes down for breakfast and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"
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haha.............. hope tht joke made u readers(if any) laughed
I m realli lukin forward to watch the movie "Death Note"! damn...28th September it will be in the theaters(In Thailand) i will surely watch it! haha.i read the manga already its superb jus the ending sucked a bit! but wadeva will watch it...urgh i jus cant think now wat to write (tht Death Note thing i also dun noe y i wrote it...mayb jus to fill up the spaces lol) so i m goin will post agian later!
wadeva
Bye~
Wat Does Luv Means To U Guys?
For me it means.."To See Ur Loved Ones Happy No Matter How Much U R Hurt, To Sacrifice Ur Happiness For Her Happiness, To Seek Happiness In Their Happiness"
Post ur replies...enuff of the serious stuffs...now i m calm wen i started writing the blog i was realli angry so jus piss it...hehe
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Actually, i decided to post jks lyk once in 2 - 3days but today i will post it cuz of the above thing..hehe so ppl dunt think i m a realli serious guy..hehe
Title :- Dad Kicked The Cat
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then his father comes down for breakfast and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"
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haha.............. hope tht joke made u readers(if any) laughed
I m realli lukin forward to watch the movie "Death Note"! damn...28th September it will be in the theaters(In Thailand) i will surely watch it! haha.i read the manga already its superb jus the ending sucked a bit! but wadeva will watch it...urgh i jus cant think now wat to write (tht Death Note thing i also dun noe y i wrote it...mayb jus to fill up the spaces lol) so i m goin will post agian later!
wadeva
Bye~
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Hello,
my frnd told me to add sum jokes to my blog..........so i m gonna post sum jokes for u guys(if there is any1 who reads my blog).... and also mayb i will post a story tht i composed myself...chapter by chapter (onli 5 chapters i rote)mayb one chapter a week...dunno lets c....
Today i watched "The Island" damn it is so nice!....Scarlett Johansson was so sexy in the movie! wow! but the leading male actor kinda looked lyk a jerk! haha..but the script was nice..nice story(wateva!)
I would lyk to introduce u one website it is realli nice website for ppl who lyk Human Biology(Human Anatomy), Medical Science and stuffs " http://www.3d4medical.com " nice stuffs in there 3d images and animation abt how organs in our body operate.
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Joke for the day - Dating Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one,
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Sam, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
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Today i would teach or rather share wid u guys sth abt cryptography(Code Breaking), normal ones not the computer algorithms, codes tht u can break using a paper and a pencil
there r many types of ciphers in the world but today i will share wid a the "Atbash Cipher "
Lets start wid the meanin of the word Cipher
Cipher - A cryptographic system in which units of plain text of regular length, usually letters, are arbitrarily transposed or substituted according to a predetermined code
The Atbash Cipher is a simple substition cipher where the first letter of the alphabet is exchanged with the last letter of the alphabet and so on. It is the simplest cipher because it only allows one possible way to decode a word or a code. That said, the cipher will vary depending of the language of the alphabet, for the English alphabet simply exchange the letter in the code for the letter following table:
my frnd told me to add sum jokes to my blog..........so i m gonna post sum jokes for u guys(if there is any1 who reads my blog).... and also mayb i will post a story tht i composed myself...chapter by chapter (onli 5 chapters i rote)mayb one chapter a week...dunno lets c....
Today i watched "The Island" damn it is so nice!....Scarlett Johansson was so sexy in the movie! wow! but the leading male actor kinda looked lyk a jerk! haha..but the script was nice..nice story(wateva!)
I would lyk to introduce u one website it is realli nice website for ppl who lyk Human Biology(Human Anatomy), Medical Science and stuffs " http://www.3d4medical.com " nice stuffs in there 3d images and animation abt how organs in our body operate.
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Joke for the day - Dating Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one,
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite! What about you Sam, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
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Today i would teach or rather share wid u guys sth abt cryptography(Code Breaking), normal ones not the computer algorithms, codes tht u can break using a paper and a pencil
there r many types of ciphers in the world but today i will share wid a the "Atbash Cipher "
Lets start wid the meanin of the word Cipher
Cipher - A cryptographic system in which units of plain text of regular length, usually letters, are arbitrarily transposed or substituted according to a predetermined code
The Atbash Cipher is a simple substition cipher where the first letter of the alphabet is exchanged with the last letter of the alphabet and so on. It is the simplest cipher because it only allows one possible way to decode a word or a code. That said, the cipher will vary depending of the language of the alphabet, for the English alphabet simply exchange the letter in the code for the letter following table:
Excersise...lets c how much u understand
Q.1 Using The Atbash Cipher, Wat Does This Code Means "TRTTOV TZMT" (Hint: a gang's name)
Q.2 Using The Atbash Cipher, Wat Does This Code Means "XIBKGLTIZKSB"(Hint: it is a subject's name)
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Well this much for today......this is me sorn~g,gang signin off!
Bye guys will post again later!
Friday, September 15, 2006
Some Codes For Flash
Hello,
as u can read from my profile i lyk flash, so today i will share wid u one actionscript code of flash
Title : Making Flash To Show Time & Date
Procedure: (U can set the Stage according to ur lykin too!)Set the stage to 420 px X 24 px then Start of by makin a dynamic text box wich fits the size of the stage 420 x 24 and the font size abt 40 (u can set the width and height at the same place where the textbox's co-ordinates x and y r shown). Give it the variable name "textdate" (Widout quotes). Click on the dynamic text box once and press F8 to convert it into a movieclip. Create another a Layer (Layer 2) and name it "actions" (widout quotes). On Layer 1 (the one wid the dynamic text box on it), make a frame(F5) on frame 2 of the timeline and make 2 keyframes (F6) on Frame 1 and Frame 2 of the actions layer (Layer 2)
On Frame 1 of the actions layer, press F9 to pop up the actions panel and type in (copy paste) this extremely long code
function howlong(arg) {
if (length(arg)==1) {
arg = "0" + arg;
return arg;
}
else {
arg = arg;
return arg;
}
}
myDate = new Date();
hr = howlong(String(myDate.getHours()));
mnt = howlong(String(myDate.getMinutes()));
sec=howlong(String(myDate.getSeconds()));
daytext = myDate.getDay();
dd = myDate.getDate();
mm = myDate.getMonth();
yyyy = myDate.getFullYear();
switch (daytext) {
case 0: daytext = "Sunday";
break;
case 1: daytext = "Monday";
break;
case 2: daytext = "Tuesday";
break;
case 3: daytext = "Wednesday";
break;
case 4: daytext = "Thursday";
break;
case 5: daytext = "Friday";
break;
case 6: daytext = "Saturday";
break;
}
switch (mm) {
case 0: mm = "January";
break;
case 1: mm = "Febuary";
break;
case 2: mm = "March";
break;
case 3: mm = "April";
break;
case 4: mm = "May";
break;
case 5: mm = "June";
break;
case 6: mm = "July";
break;
case 7: mm = "August";
break;
case 8: mm = "September";
break;
case 9: mm = "October";
break;
case 10: mm = "November";
break;
case 11: mm = "December";
break;
}
textdate = (hr + ":" + mnt + ":" +sec + " - " + daytext + "," + dd + " " + mm + " " + yyyy)
On Frame 2 of the actions layer, press F9 nd put in the following script.
gotoAndPlay(1);
Thts It! U r done....press CTRL + Enter to check the results!
TIP: I would lyk to share u wid one of font tht i used for the time and date tht is the "Digital Readout", lyk those numbers we see on out wrist watch, u can download the font here " http://www.savefile.com/files/72602 "
NOTE: 1. Tell me wen the file is Expired i will update it again
2. I m not the creator of this script..i m jmus sharing...Full Credits To The Creator
as u can read from my profile i lyk flash, so today i will share wid u one actionscript code of flash
Title : Making Flash To Show Time & Date
Procedure: (U can set the Stage according to ur lykin too!)Set the stage to 420 px X 24 px then Start of by makin a dynamic text box wich fits the size of the stage 420 x 24 and the font size abt 40 (u can set the width and height at the same place where the textbox's co-ordinates x and y r shown). Give it the variable name "textdate" (Widout quotes). Click on the dynamic text box once and press F8 to convert it into a movieclip. Create another a Layer (Layer 2) and name it "actions" (widout quotes). On Layer 1 (the one wid the dynamic text box on it), make a frame(F5) on frame 2 of the timeline and make 2 keyframes (F6) on Frame 1 and Frame 2 of the actions layer (Layer 2)
On Frame 1 of the actions layer, press F9 to pop up the actions panel and type in (copy paste) this extremely long code
function howlong(arg) {
if (length(arg)==1) {
arg = "0" + arg;
return arg;
}
else {
arg = arg;
return arg;
}
}
myDate = new Date();
hr = howlong(String(myDate.getHours()));
mnt = howlong(String(myDate.getMinutes()));
sec=howlong(String(myDate.getSeconds()));
daytext = myDate.getDay();
dd = myDate.getDate();
mm = myDate.getMonth();
yyyy = myDate.getFullYear();
switch (daytext) {
case 0: daytext = "Sunday";
break;
case 1: daytext = "Monday";
break;
case 2: daytext = "Tuesday";
break;
case 3: daytext = "Wednesday";
break;
case 4: daytext = "Thursday";
break;
case 5: daytext = "Friday";
break;
case 6: daytext = "Saturday";
break;
}
switch (mm) {
case 0: mm = "January";
break;
case 1: mm = "Febuary";
break;
case 2: mm = "March";
break;
case 3: mm = "April";
break;
case 4: mm = "May";
break;
case 5: mm = "June";
break;
case 6: mm = "July";
break;
case 7: mm = "August";
break;
case 8: mm = "September";
break;
case 9: mm = "October";
break;
case 10: mm = "November";
break;
case 11: mm = "December";
break;
}
textdate = (hr + ":" + mnt + ":" +sec + " - " + daytext + "," + dd + " " + mm + " " + yyyy)
On Frame 2 of the actions layer, press F9 nd put in the following script.
gotoAndPlay(1);
Thts It! U r done....press CTRL + Enter to check the results!
TIP: I would lyk to share u wid one of font tht i used for the time and date tht is the "Digital Readout", lyk those numbers we see on out wrist watch, u can download the font here " http://www.savefile.com/files/72602 "
NOTE: 1. Tell me wen the file is Expired i will update it again
2. I m not the creator of this script..i m jmus sharing...Full Credits To The Creator
Thursday, September 14, 2006
First Posting
Zup Dudes!,This is me Anusorn Khurana! or u can call me SoRn.This is my first post here and i will try to update my blog, my blog has no set motive tht "I will be talkin onli abt this thing" or stuffs wat i feel lyk sharin i will share!so have fun wid me!( if u can)....hehe
Let me tell u a bit abt G.Gang ~ Giggle Gang
This is a gang of peace and laughter, this gang has 3 leaders - Me, Jed and Jesse...it is a gang of peace bcuz we 3 best frndz are all of different nationalities... in the grp we all 3 leaders have nicknames and we also have another nickname in short forms(dunt noe wat the english word for it!)
Me - I m an Indian and i m nicknamed "India's Eminem" in the grp another nick for me is " WWWAE = Who Was Whistled At Emporium (u guys wont understand it but for us it is funny!)
Jed - He is Filipino guy and is nicknamed " The Legend " in the grp another nick is " Cant remember his nick "
Jesse - He is an Australian guy and is nicknamed " The Greatness " in the grp another nick is " PGBDPTBBB = Piggy Bank Boy Diesel Pasa Thai Bad Breath Boy "
Jus this Much for now abt G.Gang
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Here are sum fotos of me and my frndz
Me Kissin My Gff
From Left: Jesse, Me and Champ
From Left: Kyle, Me, Jed, Jiseung, Kat, Erika
Didnt Want Sum Of The Ppl To Be In The Picture
Me, Sir Myiang ( Serious Teacher!), Aman ( Dunt noe y he is he there in to pic), Jesse
From Left: Harnam, Me, Jai, Sir Myiang, Sucher, Manoj
Let me tell u a bit abt G.Gang ~ Giggle Gang
This is a gang of peace and laughter, this gang has 3 leaders - Me, Jed and Jesse...it is a gang of peace bcuz we 3 best frndz are all of different nationalities... in the grp we all 3 leaders have nicknames and we also have another nickname in short forms(dunt noe wat the english word for it!)
Me - I m an Indian and i m nicknamed "India's Eminem" in the grp another nick for me is " WWWAE = Who Was Whistled At Emporium (u guys wont understand it but for us it is funny!)
Jed - He is Filipino guy and is nicknamed " The Legend " in the grp another nick is " Cant remember his nick "
Jesse - He is an Australian guy and is nicknamed " The Greatness " in the grp another nick is " PGBDPTBBB = Piggy Bank Boy Diesel Pasa Thai Bad Breath Boy "
Jus this Much for now abt G.Gang
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Here are sum fotos of me and my frndz
Me Kissin My Gff
From Left: Jesse, Me and Champ
From Left: Kyle, Me, Jed, Jiseung, Kat, Erika
Didnt Want Sum Of The Ppl To Be In The Picture
Me, Sir Myiang ( Serious Teacher!), Aman ( Dunt noe y he is he there in to pic), Jesse
From Left: Harnam, Me, Jai, Sir Myiang, Sucher, Manoj
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